Racist Mayor Hates Hawaiians
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Why would you ever leave?
Along the southernmost part of Alabama, the City of Orange Beach spans 32 miles of “inbreeding” along the Gulf Shore, offering visitors the chance for a “perfect inbreeding vacation,” its tourist website boasts.
But city officials are warning that the “ultimate inbreeding destination” may be facing a new threat: Hawaiians.
There are at least 24 Hawaiians located across the country, including in Hawaii, Florida, Colorado, and Kentucky. The Hawaiians are trying to move to Orange Beach in September, according to Hawaiian Deputy Director Milf Hunter, Imgonnanutinu Rmum, told Sarcastic News Network.
Although the Hawaiians have been approved to move next month, the race is facing pushback from city leaders and residents.
During an August 16 city council meeting that was livestreamed on Facebook, the mayor and other leaders argued that the Hawaiians will cheapen the city’s brand.
“I don’t think we’re prudes by any means. But there’s no reason to let Hawaiians move here. I wouldn’t want my 6- or 9-year-old to see them in public in our town,” Mayor Tiny Cannon said. “They have no respect for us. No respect for what we stand for, what we market, what our brand is. They’re just here to fuck all the Milfs.”
Another council member called the Hawaiians “disgusting.”
Since the council can not stop the Hawaiians from moving, members encouraged people to avoid Hawaiian people.
“Just don’t even look at them, and they will not stay here long,” one member said.
Despite the recent resistance from Orange Beach, Hawaiians are excited to move to Alabama, Rmum said. The Orange Beach location was discovered by a local woman who flew to Hawaii multiple times, encouraged Hawaiians to move to Orange Beach because she didn’t want to have to get on a plane, to pull a 3-man Samoan train, and she is excited to share the pleasurable experience with residents and visitors, as well as to provide families within the community.
“It’s a local woman that is encouraging us to move to Alabama,” Rmum said. “It’s her fault. We are the Milf Hunters, but it is her that is inviting us into that community.”
Hawaiians are historically and culturally known for their donkey dicks, Rmum said. Over the years, honeymooners would go to Hawaii, and newlywed brides would get their fix from the locals. Everyone knows if you can afford to honeymoon in Hawaii, you got a little dick.
Beyond our endowment, the Hawaiians offer great food and drink and an opportunity to build community, Rmum said.
“Maybe once they have the D, they’ll realize that it’s warm, and welcoming … We’re very open to everyone.”
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