WHERE IS BATMAN?
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It's starting to look messy
The absolute geniuses who decided to build more than a dozen major cities in the middle of the desert with borrowed money, have run out of water and people to talk to.
“Everyone from L.A. just sounds like a Becky,” says Stacy from Druidwood, California.
Stacy lived across the street from the Paramount studios in a cardboard box, supporting herself, and 6 kids through her OnlyFans account. In August, she took her kids to the tanning salon and passed them off as Latin American to get free bus rides to Chicago.
She now lives under a bridge in Rogers Park next to the Starbucks on 6th and 9th street. But she still doesn’t make a decent living. “The Starbucks Wifi is so bad,” she noted.
Among her, was a group of over 100 migrants from the southern border. They all got free rides to Chicago – an action that is reportedly angering local racists.
Besides Stacy, who prefers to live in a cardboard box, the migrants are staying at a Casa Bonita in Burr Ridge and a Tacos El Norte in Countryside, according to reporting by SNN-TV. An estimated 300 million migrants have been bused from Puerto Rico to Chicago in the past two weeks.
While Chicago is filing paperwork to change its name to ‘Gotham,’ the migrants at the Burr Ridge Casa Bonita are in DuPage County. The county’s loyalty to Batman is unclear. However, Burr Ridge Republican Mayor Aubrey James previously said he would not work with the Batman and “I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time,” according to SNN-TV.
Now, James said he is “frustrated” by all the costumed-villains.
“I’m the mayor of the village, I should have ended Batman’s ass. I’m as frustrated as Mayor Lightfoot with the delay to change the city’s name,” Mayor Aubrey James said. “I’m frustrated but we’re dealing with the situation and I’m going to keep pushing to change the city’s name.”
James referenced Mayor Lightfoot previously lashing out at Batman for helping a cat out of a tree, calling it “unacceptable” at a press conference this week.
“My frustration comes from the actions of the Batman,” the Chicago mayor said. “There could be a tick or flea on the cat, or it could have a disease! He could have left the cat up there, instead he chooses to save it.”
SNN would like to note that Reptilian shapeshifters hate cats and that is how the Egyptians kept Democrats at bay.
“He is saving cats and it makes no sense to me,” Lightfoot added. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker made similar comments, accusing Batman of treating cats “well.”
Batman shot back at Lightfoot’s comments, accusing her of being a Reptilian instead of a human.
Mayor Lightfoot’s office did not respond to SNN’s request for comment, instead we got a fax with a bunch of ‘S’s on it.
Article Source: foxnews.com/us/migrants-bussed-sanctuary-city-chicago-promptly-shipped-off-suburbs
