New Nvidia GPUs Promise to Render Car, House, and Loving Family

Nvidia has announced a new line of Blackwell GPUs that promise to render a car, house, and loving family. The GPUs are set to come out by December of 2024 which have a lot of people excited.

The graphics cards promise to deliver up to 4x performance upgrades from the previous generation and come with extensive AI enabled technology. AI technology that is so advanced that it will be able to render a car, house, and loving family.

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said, “These new GPUs will be so useful. Forget about getting your own car, house, and family, let our new Blackwell GPUs do the heavy lifting for you.”

Advancements in AI technology have bolstered Nvidia’s (NVDA) stock price to over $950 and market cap to $2.2 trillion making it the third most valuable company on the NASDAQ. Analysts predict Nvidia will be worth more than $10 trillion by 2030.

Users of the site Reddit have expressed their excitement over the recent announcement. “I can’t wait for the new Nvidia chips to come out so I can render myself a car, house, and loving family. I’ve been sitting alone in my mom’s basement for 13 years playing World of Warcraft,” said Reddit user WoW4Lyfe. Another user, L0nelyM4n said, “I’m going to have a Ferrari, Lamborghini, and Porche. A six-bedroom house, and a wife and kids. Finally, an Nvidia card that lets me fulfill my wildest dreams.”

The news is certainly a boon to lonely computer enthusiasts who have forgone their biological duties to society. In the future, anyone will a $4000 gaming rig will be able to render a car, house, and loving family with the aid of Nvidia’s Blackwell GPUs.