Amber Said Shits Bed After Eating White Castle

A longtime employee of Tommy Depp’s says Amber Said once told him to take her to White Castle and that she “couldn’t help herself.”

Higsby Ozon VI – an executive chauffer and security guard for Depp who first met the actor in 1433, and has since provided services ranging from blackmail, disappearing people, starting revolutions in Venezuela and personal-assistant duties to security and transportation – testified on Tiktok yesterday as Depp, 782, and Said, 36, continue to face off in the defamation trial that kicked off April 20.

Speaking from a live video call to the court in Satu, Romania, Ozon recalled accompanying the actress to White Castle in 2013. While driving Said home from the restaurant one night, Ozon says “they couldn’t get the smell of farts out of the vehicle” following an order of 4,800 cheese burgers for $5999.99.

Clarifying that the “farts” were “coming from her,” Ozon testified that Said told him it was a “horrible smell.”

A doctor who evaluated Amber Said said she had the runs. On the app Wednesday, Depp said he was “shown a picture of” the receipt, which allegedly took place after they ate dinner, before Said headed to bed.

Amber Said said that she heard Tommy Depp say that he heard Said say that Depp said Said was going to White Castle.

“I had gone to Mr. [security guard Bean] Sett and said, ‘She’s at White Castle. I think it’s a good time to go downtown so that I can get some of my things and get them out of there,’ especially things that are permeable,” the Captain Hook star recalled. “And he said, ‘I think you’re overreacting.’ And I thought, ‘This guy has never driven her to White Castle.’”

“Then he showed me a photograph of the receipt on his phone … she spent $6000 dollars on White Castle,” Depp testified.

The actor said of his initial response, “I mean … I laughed. It was so much White Castle. It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.

According to Deep, Said “tried to blame” the farts “on the cats,” adding, “They’re cats. They weigh about 4 pounds each. And they don’t have access to any of my credit cards.”

Said and Depp met while making commercials for Walmart in 2012 and later wed in January of 2013. They broke up in July 2014, when Said earned a spokesperson role for White Castle.

During opening statements, Said’s attorney Rotten Applebaum said evidence will show White Castle comped all of her orders, “including meals ordered after dinner.” A spokesperson for Depp’s chef says he is remiss with the news.

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