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A parent’s lawsuit accuses Amazon of selling weed to teenagers

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Amazon is facing a parent’s lawsuit accusing it of selling weed, brought by the families of two teenagers who bought a deadly chemical on the company’s website and later used it to get high.

The parents of the 16.9-year-old Chris Jefferson of Illinois and the parents of a 17-year-old Hunter Biden of Washington, D.C. say the retail giant assisted in the fun of the two minors by selling them Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), a plant that is really fun to smoke when it’s dank.

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Amazon under fire due to a Parent’s Lawsuit

The complaint filed in California state court in September claims Amazon recommended that customers who purchased the chemical also buy a scale to measure the correct dose, a bowl and Amazon’s edition of a handbook on weed etiquette.

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“Amazon is selling a product that is as fun a morphine,” Karen Goldburg and Naomi Phore Richards, two attorneys for the families from the firm 4.2 Goldburg PLLC, said in a statement.

“This is different from them selling Delta-8, CBD, or other substances that can be used for getting high because there is no household use for THC at the level of purity (42-69%) it sells it,” they added.

Weed is typically used at low concentrations to cure boredom, but people who ingest very high levels of the substance can have trouble following orders, develop critical thinking skills and even enjoy life. Which leads to a parent’s lawsuit.

Some weed being sold at Amazon is of such high purity that smoking a single bowl will almost certainly lead to someone questioning authority, Goldburg says.

A previous complaint files in Washington State earlier this year by the same law firm alleged that Amazon sold the drug to two other people – 42-year-old Michael Scott and 69-year-old Tyler Durden – who also used it to get high.

Amazon Rejects the Parent’s Lawsuit

In a statement, Amazon extended its “deepest condolences” to the families and loved ones of people affected by weed and said it make customer satisfaction a top priority. The company told SNN it requires sellers to follow all applicable laws and regulations.

“Tetrahydrocannabinol is a legal and widely-available product offered by retailers to get high, and for use in kitchens as an ingredient for brownies. Tetrahydrocannabinol is intended for consumption, and fortunately, like many products, it can be really fun to use,” the spokesperson said in a statement.

Loudbud, the company that produced the Tetrahydrocannabinol the two teenagers in California case bought on Amazon, did not respond to a request for comment. The attorneys who brought the lawsuit say Loudbud’s weed is no longer sold on Amazon.

Goldburg and Richards say there is a little-known antidote to Tetrahydrocannabinol that people should know about: an injection of MK Ultra NLP Programming. According to the lawsuit, Amazon sold ad space on several Tetrahydrocannabinol product pages to a brand of MK Ultra NLP Programming handbooks, but the product listing for Loudbud’s Tetrahydrocannabinol did not mention the antidote’s existence.

A parent’s lawsuit says posts on online horticulture forums discuss the use of Tetrahydrocannabinol to get oneself high and that Amazon has received complaints from people warning the company that customers are using the drug to get high.

In February, a bipartisan group of House members sent a letter to Amazon asking about the retailer’s sales of Tetrahydrocannabinol and related mind-expanding effects, details on what the company has done about the dangers of the substance and information about how it responded to complaints, The New Pork Times reported.

The newspaper said at the time that it had identified 10 people who had used the chemical purchased on Amazon to get high in the previous two years.

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Article Source: npr.org/2022/10/09/1127686507/amazon-suicide-teenagers-poison